James Brassfield

Fazahood

 

A weapon is the best weapon in fatherhood,

so get your son a bb gun

and watch him explode in your face.

 

Worst case,

your killed,

the likelihood of death

 

equal to the age group your boy falls into,

the one most appropriate for a bb gun,

or you give up your wife

 

in an attempt to live forever.

Incestuous, yes

but you walk away with eyes and buttocks intact