Nick Federico

That Tree Looks Like Pauly Shore

I'm an average man

slightly taller

With a rather stumpy body

some say I'm a tree

that looks like Pauly Shore.

my arms are branches,

my feet roots.

But I'm not Pauly Shore

I was never in Bio-Dome,

nor have I been on tour,

all I know is

I'm not Pauly Shore.

I'm not the biggest,

Nor am I small,

But I look like a tree

who serves all

apples and oxygen.

It could be worse ;

I could be Pauly Shore